Tag: Corvina Lecter
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2.8 Rise of the Zombie
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Sauron decided he wanted to get fired so he started skipping work, the plague made a reappearance and now Gollum and Joker are at the quarantine house, and Saruman aged up into a child. Sauron: “This is so much better than babysitting snot-nosed brats.”Your work performance is…
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2.7 The Plague Returns
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time everyone but Saruman had a birthday, and the backyard got decorated and everyone enjoyed all the new stuff. Gollum was at the gym where he meets a pregnant ghost. And immediately wishes to cast the pestilence curse on her…DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW THIS WENT LAST TIME???…
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2.5 A Death A Day
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cruella got Saruman sick, I built a quarantine house for Sauron to hole up with the sick kids, and Corvina was disappointed that she was the first of the same aged old people to die. Despite being isolated with two sick children, Sauron himself has yet to…
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2.4 Quarantine House
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cruella and Denethor became toddlers, Saruman was born, and Hadeon infected everyone with the plague (aka. the pestilence curse) except Sauron who is now living at the library with Denethor. Cruella: “This is NOT my room wench!” Cruella: “JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE TIRED DOESN’T MEAN I AM!!”…
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2.3 The Plague Hath Descended
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Ina and Eva got pregnant, Eva had a girl Cruella, Sauron threw a gift giving party in which Corvina got a glitch, and the house got declared a historical landmark. Would you look at that, Hadeon actually found the right room for Cruella. Ina’s about a day…
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2.2 A Historical Landmark For Christmas
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Sauron and Gollum both got married, there were several parties in which everyone was obsessed with the bar. Gollum: “Well, someone has to finish all these leftover drinks. This one is oddly chunky.” Sauron: “Why isn’t he dead yet?! He drank three of the poisoned drinks!!” Gollum:…
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2.1 Lots of Broken Glass
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! This is the second post I’ve made today, so if you missed 2.0 please check it out. Last time Sauron and Gollum took over as heir, both boys got engaged, and Gollum adopted a dog Precious. Sauron’s bachelor party is still going on and everyone is fighting over the…
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2.0 My Precious
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! It’s going to be a double update today, so look for 2.1 immediately after this one! Last time generation 1 finished as Sauron and Gollum aged up, let’s meet the new heirs shall we? Sauron the heir to the Evil side of the family is Neurotic, Couch Potato, Insane,…
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1.8 Trouble With Time Travel
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Sarah spent most of her time as a toad, Roderick kept sleeping in front of the fridge, Hadeon kept getting attacked by bees, and Sarah kept eating said bees (as a toad). Ina: “You’re aura is kind of funky today.”Corvina: “That would be your own stink fumes,…
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1.7 Bee Attack
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time the family took a trip to the graveyard, the youngest three became teens, prom happened, Sarah got turned into a toad, and Hadeon got hold of a time machine. Sauron: “Since you’re a face clone of mother and all, I’m going to be heir.”Irina: “I’m not out…
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