Tag: Death
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4.9 Murder Most Foul
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time there were birthdays, Denethor died, Minion was a menace, and Yzma got pregnant with Minion’s baby… I’m not sure how that’s going to turn out. We start off with a teen birthday for Moriarty! He’s now Over-Emotional. HQ: “My son is actually doing homework? I am concerned.”…
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4.8 Robo-Baby Incoming
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time there were birthdays, the family got a plumbot called Minion, and Grace and Atom’s romance finally went up in flames. Minion seems to be enjoying his new Sinister Circuits trait chip.Minion: “DESTROY!!!!” Minion is a complete shit disturber and I love it.RG: “AAAAAAAAAAAA” RG: *drooling*Minion: “Best thing…
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3.7 Denethor Gets A Win
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time The One Ring died, almost all of the kids had birthdays, and Beckett’s cake caught fire. It looks like Goldmember found the bar. It’s been awhile since anyone used it.Goldmember: “You would drink too if you had to deal with this family.” Cipher needs something to do…
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3.6 No More Toddlers!
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Largo was born, Sauron died, dealing with 7 babies was crazy, and there was a ton of birthdays. Goldmember: “Go forth my brethren… We ride to WAR!!”With all the toddlers running around in this house, he isn’t exactly wrong. Cipher: “So. Many. Kids!” *sobs*I feel most of…
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3.5 So Much Crying
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time there were birthdays, a lot of babies born (so many babies), Gollum and Eva died, and I seriously regretted letting these guys have so many kids. Grace is the only one still pregnant and this will be the FINAL BABY of this generation, cause I’m neutering these…
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3.4 I Have Made A Mistake
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time basically everyone was pregnant, 3 boys were born, Silas, Beckett, and Goldmember, and Denethor, Cipher, and Grace are currently pregnant. We start off with a rare event, Gollum actually being nice to a child?Gollum: “I’ve decided to give this Grandpa thing a shot… I don’t like it.”That’s…
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3.3 Boys, Boys, Boys
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cipher embarked on her lifeguard journey, both spouses moved in (Carmelo refused to get married), Precious died, and Denethor got knocked up with the first of Gen 4! Denethor has apparently decided that the bathroom floor was the perfect place to cast the conversion ritual. Cipher: “You’re…
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3.2 Experiences in Lifeguarding
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cipher went to prom with a date and was kind of horrible to her, there were birthdays, including Cipher’s whose cake caught fire, and Cipher went and became nemesis with her prom date. Now that the heirs are both young adults, here are their trait cards! Cipher…
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2.5 A Death A Day
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cruella got Saruman sick, I built a quarantine house for Sauron to hole up with the sick kids, and Corvina was disappointed that she was the first of the same aged old people to die. Despite being isolated with two sick children, Sauron himself has yet to…
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2.4 Quarantine House
Welcome back to the Lecter ISBI! Last time Cruella and Denethor became toddlers, Saruman was born, and Hadeon infected everyone with the plague (aka. the pestilence curse) except Sauron who is now living at the library with Denethor. Cruella: “This is NOT my room wench!” Cruella: “JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE TIRED DOESN’T MEAN I AM!!”…
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